Worn in. Still here. Laughing about it.

RustyDad exists to give us worn-in men a place to be seen, not fixed, not optimized, not hustle-bro'd into something we're not.

We make apparel and humor that says I'm still here louder than any motivational poster ever could.

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0368 Please Wait ... I'M Thinking | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

0368 Please Wait ... I'M Thinking | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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0368 Please Wait ... I'M Thinking | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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002 Lake therapy, cheaper than talking about feelings | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

002 Lake therapy, cheaper than talking about feelings | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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002 Lake therapy, cheaper than talking about feelings | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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0042 Out of warranty | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

0042 Out of warranty | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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0042 Out of warranty | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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0018 I know a guy, it's me | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

0018 I know a guy, it's me | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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0018 I know a guy, it's me | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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145 Unofficial Electrician Plumber Everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

145 Unofficial Electrician Plumber Everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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145 Unofficial Electrician Plumber Everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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001 Still Here - The deck can wait another weekend| Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

001 Still Here - The deck can wait another weekend| Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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001 Still Here - The deck can wait another weekend| Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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077 Comfort over everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

077 Comfort over everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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077 Comfort over everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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078 The lawn is my resume | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

078 The lawn is my resume | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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078 The lawn is my resume | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

RustyDad is run by a worn-in dad from Norway, but your tee is printed and shipped right here in the USA. For international orders, we work with print partners around the globe so it gets to you without the jet lag.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Whether you're fixing things in Florida or fighting weather in Finland, we ship worldwide. Delivery times vary by location, but the tee arrives the same either way, ready to work.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking number by email. It won't make the package arrive faster, but at least you'll have something to check at 11pm instead of sleeping.

What materials are your products made of?

We base most of our designs on Gildan 64000 Softstyle that use 4.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. High stitch density for a smooth feel straight out of the bag, pre-shrunk so it stays the size it says it is. Seamless body, taped neck and shoulders for longer life, tear-away label. OEKO-TEX certified low impact dyes, because even the chemicals should pull their weight. Recommended to wash cold, tumble dry low heat. Treat it right and it'll return the favor for a long time.

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