Funny Dad T-Shirts

I know a guy, it's me. The man everyone calls when something breaks, stops working, or needs a workaround. You have the tool, the knowledge, and the patience to handle it yourself.

Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and the guy who is his own best resource.

Please wait, I'm thinking. The man who takes his time because he only wants to do the job once. Processing speed is fine, but the bandwidth is currently occupied.

Great gift for dads who value silence while they work and husbands who don't like being rushed.

Lake therapy. Cheaper than talking about feelings. The guy who prefers the sound of an outboard motor to a conversation about his childhood. No appointments and no paperwork.

Great gift for fishing dads, lake guys, and anyone who solves stress with a boat and silence.

Yes, I'm her dad. No, you can't. The protective dad, ready at the door.

Great gift for dads of daughters.

You called a guy? Wow. A quiet stare across the lawn at the contractor van next door, from the man who does it himself.

Great gift for handymen, DIY dads and proud do-it-yourselfers.

A skeleton in a camp chair, marshmallow stick in hand, next to a fire pit that went out long ago.

Great gift for campers who build the fire and the patience.

A skeleton on a mechanic's creeper under a car, cobwebs and all. The part is on backorder.

Great gift for mechanics, car guys and anyone who has waited on a shipment.

Volume up. Hearing down. A boombox on the shoulder, worth it every time.

Great gift for Gen X dads and music lovers.

Awesome kid. Took after her mother. Dad keeps it humble.

Great gift for dads, from a daughter with a sense of humor.

Tea party certified. Work boots, a tiny tutu and a full tea service.

Great gift for dads of little girls.

A grinning skull in old foam headphones from a portable cassette player.

Great gift for Gen X dads and music lovers.