Funny Dad T-Shirts

A smashed alarm clock half buried in the sand, a hammock between the palms and the bat that did it. No more early mornings.

Great gift for retirees and anyone counting down to retirement.

We both know who runs this house. A dog with the leash in its mouth, waiting.

Great gift for dog dads who know their place.

I survived recess without a helmet. Gravel playgrounds, metal slides and no regrets.

Great gift for Gen X dads and 80s kids.

He drives. I pay for gas. A dog in sunglasses at the wheel of the pickup.

Great gift for dog dads and truck owners.

Dock dog approved. A lab sitting on the dock inside a retro sunset.

Great gift for lake dogs and their dads.

If you know, you rewound. A cassette and a pencil, the original fix.

Great gift for Gen X dads and music lovers.

Yes, I need another tool. The wall is full, the drawers are full, and he can explain exactly why this one is different.

Great gift for handymen, tool collectors and the guy who reads tool catalogs for fun.

You are here. Unfortunately. A bear studying a very small trail map.

Great gift for hikers, campers and the friend who always gets lost.

Worthy opponent. An old fisherman and a big trout, squared up like rival boxers.

Great gift for anglers, fly fishermen and competitive fishing buddies.

Wise old grandpa. Mostly old. An owl in reading glasses with something to say.

Great gift for grandpas with a sense of humor.

Searching under the couch cushions for the reading glasses that are already on his head.

Great gift for dads and grandpas who have done this twice today.