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  • I Know What That Is | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    I Know What That Is | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    I Know What That Is | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    I know what that is. Loading budget estimate. The guy who hears a rattle and immediately calculates the parts and labor. He already knows how much of his Saturday is gone.

    Great gift for handymen, contractors, and dads who fix everyone else's mistakes.

  • It's All Mine | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    It's All Mine | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    It's All Mine | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Don't worry, it's all mine. The man who spends more time in the workshop than the living room and has the scars to prove it. He doesn't need a bandage, just a shop rag and five more minutes to finish the job.

    Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and guys who consider a shop rag a medical supply.

  • Built With Occasional Blood Loss | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Built With Occasional Blood Loss | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Built With Occasional Blood Loss | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Built with occasional blood loss. The man who considers a project finished only when he needs a bandage. He knows where the first aid kit is but refuses to go looking for it until the job is done.

    Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and guys who treat a scrape as a badge of progress.

  • Body Present. Mind Garage | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Body Present. Mind Garage | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Body Present. Mind Garage | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Body present. Mind garage. The man who can hold a conversation while mentally rebuilding a carburetor. Physical attendance is mandatory but focus is strictly reserved for the workbench.

    Great gift for the guy who spends more time thinking about his project car than the dinner conversation.

  • The Part YouTube Leaves Out | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    The Part YouTube Leaves Out | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    The Part YouTube Leaves Out | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Ask me and I will tell you the part YouTube leaves out. The guy who has actually done the job and knows why the bolt always snaps. Experience is what happens when the video tutorial fails and you have to use your head.

    Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and guys who spend their weekends in the garage fixing what the internet couldn't.

  • Self-Taught Curriculum | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Self-Taught Curriculum | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Self-Taught Curriculum | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Plumbing, electrical, and HVAC. Self-taught the expensive way. The man who learns by doing, breaking, and eventually paying for the right tool. Tuition was paid in flooded basements and tripped breakers.

    Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and anyone who has learned a lesson through trial and error.

  • Unofficial Electrician Plumber Everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Unofficial Electrician Plumber Everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Unofficial Electrician Plumber Everything | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Unofficial electrician, plumber, and everything else. The guy who doesn't have a license but has the tools and a decent success rate. He fixes the neighbor's sink and his own wiring because calling a pro is for people with too much money.

    Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and the guy who is the first call when something breaks.

  • Neighborhood Reputation | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Neighborhood Reputation | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Neighborhood Reputation | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    I have a reputation in every neighborhood I've lived in. The guy who owns three of every tool and knows exactly where the property line is. People either ask for help or stay off the grass.

    Great gift for dads who are well-known on the block for their projects, their rules, or their lawn.

  • Every System Is Green | Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Every System Is Green | Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Every System Is Green | Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Every system is green seventeen years. The man who maintains the baseline. You don't call for help because you are the help.

    Great gift for handymen, homeowners who do their own repairs, and dads who take pride in a dry basement.

  • Garage Retreat | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Garage Retreat | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Garage Retreat | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Garage retreat. Open emotionally once a fiscal quarter. The man who handles his feelings by organizing his tool chest and staring at a chassis. Privacy starts at the driveway and ends at the workbench.

    Great gift for husbands who disappear into the workshop and dads who find peace in a socket set.

  • Structurally Sound-ish | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Structurally Sound-ish | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Structurally Sound-ish | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Structurally sound-ish. The man who knows exactly how many more years that deck has left. Good enough for government work and definitely good enough for the neighbors.

    Great gift for DIY dads, weekend carpenters, and men who trust their own repairs more than the building code.

  • Measure Twice Cut Wrong | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    Measure Twice Cut Wrong | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Measure Twice Cut Wrong | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

    $32.99

    Measure twice, cut wrong. The man who follows the rules and still ends up with a gap in the crown molding. Precision is relative when the wood is warped and the saw is dull.

    Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and guys who spend more time at the hardware store than in the living room.