Funny Dad T-Shirts

Camping: where I pay to sleep worse. And he would book it again tomorrow.

Great gift for camping dads and reluctant tent sleepers.

Measure twice. Cut once. Buy more wood. The guy who has a plan, a tape measure and a second trip to the lumber yard already pencilled in.

Great gift for woodworkers, DIY dads and anyone with sawdust in the truck.

Birthday candles are now a fire hazard. Keep the extinguisher close.

Great gift for milestone birthdays and anyone with a lot of candles.

Bigfoot walking a very happy dog down a forest trail.

Great gift for Bigfoot fans and dog lovers.

Bigfoot Ranger Station. Est. 1967. A vintage park badge with the most famous ranger in the woods.

Great gift for Bigfoot fans, campers and national park lovers.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring slowly. The man who doesn't need a GPS because he knows exactly where he is, even when he doesn't. He takes the scenic route by choice, not by accident.

Great gift for hikers, retirees, and dads who refuse to ask for directions.

Pausing dramatically for the scenery. The man who is definitely not out of breath. He just really appreciates this specific patch of dirt and that one tree.

Great gift for dads who hike at their own pace and anyone who values a good excuse for a break.

The view was breathtaking so was the joint pain. The guy who summited the peak just to show his knees who is boss. Recovery starts at the trailhead and ends three days later.

Great gift for aging hikers, outdoorsmen, and dads who refuse to admit they need ibuprofen.

Hiking at a reasonable speed. The guy who sees no reason to rush a walk in the woods. Speed is for people who don't like where they are.

Great gift for slow hikers, retirees, and dads who value the view over the finish line.

The view was breathtaking so was the joint pain. The guy who summited the peak just to show his knees who is boss. Recovery starts at the trailhead and ends three days later.

Great gift for aging hikers, outdoorsmen, and dads who refuse to admit they need ibuprofen.

I have earned my rust. The marks of a life spent working instead of sitting in a showroom. You don't get this kind of patina by playing it safe.

Great gift for retirees, grandpas, and dads who appreciate the character that comes with age.