Funny Dad T-Shirts

Grandpa mode: on. Bedtime: negotiable. The best babysitter in the family.

Great gift for grandpas, from the grandkids.

Gone to the garage. Back in 5 hours. A short project, a long radio playlist and no plans to hurry.

Great gift for garage dads, tinkerers and husbands who need their workshop time.

Fluent in duct tape. If it moves and should not, or should move and does not, he has a roll for that.

Great gift for handymen, DIY dads and anyone who fixes things his own way.

Fish fear me. My knees fear the boat ramp. The classic fisherman's boast, with an honest second line.

Great gift for fishing dads and boat owners.

Experience wins. The tortoise crosses the finish line while the hare takes a nap.

Great gift for milestone birthdays and steady competitors.

Retired. Every day is Saturday. Except Saturday. A calendar with no Mondays.

Great gift for retirees and retirement parties.

My pace is called enjoying the view. The hiker at the back of the group, taking it all in.

Great gift for hikers, walkers and dads who stop for every lookout.

A rubber duck held in a workbench vise and wrapped in duct tape. Duck, meet duct. He gets it.

Great gift for workshop dads and fans of a good pun.

Dog dad. Snack dispenser. Door opener. The full job description.

Great gift for dog dads, from the dog.

Dad's Garage. Quality repairs. Questionable timelines. A vintage shop badge for the man whose driveway is always open for business.

Great gift for dads who fix everything eventually.

I still know my childhood phone number by heart. And maybe three others from the neighborhood.

Great gift for Gen X dads and 80s and 90s kids.