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0147 They Dont Know What Id Cost Lucky For Them Neither Do I | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
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0147 They Dont Know What Id Cost Lucky For Them Neither Do I | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad

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Color: Navy
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Regular price  $38.99 Sale price  $29.99
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★★★★★ Built for the man who shows up anyway

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Description

This is a shirt for the guy who fixes things with a bad back and still makes the coffee. It doesn't need to explain itself. Neither do you.

Worn in. Still here. Comfortable about it.

Sizes run true, but every body is different. Please check the Size Guide before you order.

Heavy enough to hold up, relaxed enough that you'll forget you put it on. Printed in a location close to you so it actually arrives before you forget you ordered it.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee, love it or your money back. Just email us, no lengthy forms, no runaround.

How to Not Kill Your New Shirt

Cold wash (30°C/90°F). Hot water is for people who still think they're invincible, and we both know how that ends.

Turn inside out before washing. The graphic is the whole point, treat it accordingly.

Gentle detergent. This cotton has been through the garment-dyeing process and earned a quiet life.

First wash may bleed a little. Keep it away from anything white or anything your wife likes. You've been warned.

Tumble dry low or hang it. One takes longer abd so does recovering from leg day, and here you are.

No bleach. No fabric softener. No ironing directly on the print. Turn inside out first, and maybe reconsider your priorities.

Quick reference: Inside out · Cold wash · No bleach · Tumble dry low · No dry clean

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton, softer than standard cotton, which matters when you're wearing it all day and not thinking about it. Pre-shrunk so it stays the size it says it is. Soft from the first wear, with that broken-in feel that usually takes years to get. You're welcome.

4.5 oz, light enough to forget you're wearing it, substantial enough to not look like you tried.

Built to Last

Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves.

Seamless collar that keeps its shape after washing.

Tear-away label, because a tag in your neck is one more thing you don't need. It's a tee. It should just work.

Printed in the USA for US orders.

International orders ship from global print network, same Gildan 64000, same quality, just closer to you so you get it faster.

EU information

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

RustyDad is run by a worn-in dad from Norway, but your tee is printed and shipped right here in the USA. For international orders, we work with print partners around the globe so it gets to you without the jet lag.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Whether you're fixing things in Florida or fighting weather in Finland, we ship worldwide. Delivery times vary by location, but the tee arrives the same either way, ready to work.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking number by email. It won't make the package arrive faster, but at least you'll have something to check at 11pm instead of sleeping.

What materials are your products made of?

We base most of our designs on Gildan 64000 Softstyle that use 4.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. High stitch density for a smooth feel straight out of the bag, pre-shrunk so it stays the size it says it is. Seamless body, taped neck and shoulders for longer life, tear-away label. OEKO-TEX certified low impact dyes, because even the chemicals should pull their weight. Recommended to wash cold, tumble dry low heat. Treat it right and it'll return the favor for a long time.