Funny Dad T-Shirts

Running on fumes and 10mm sockets. The guy who knows exactly what is wrong but can't find the one tool he needs to fix it. He finishes the job with a pair of pliers and pure spite.

Great gift for the guy who spends more time looking for his tools than using them.

Original parts, no longer in production. The guy who has plenty of miles on the odometer and knows they stopped making this model years ago. Built to last but definitely out of warranty.

Great gift for dads, grandpas, and retirees who appreciate a joke about their vintage status.

The check engine light is a nightlight. The guy who knows the car is fine because it still makes the same noise it made three years ago. If it stays on, you know the bulb still works.

Great gift for home mechanics, dads who drive their trucks into the ground, and anyone who treats dashboard warnings as suggestions.

Oof. The official dad theme song. The guy who emits a specific noise every time he changes altitude. A universal soundtrack for joints that have started keeping their own schedule.

Great gift for dads who make a sound every time they move and guys who have reached the age of involuntary grunting.

Hnnnngh. Translation: I'm standing up now. The guy who makes a sound effect for every change in elevation. Gravity gets heavier after forty.

Great gift for dads, grandpas, and anyone who makes noise when they leave a chair.