Funny Dad T-Shirts

The blocks are engine blocks. The play is real. The man who was always going to end up doing this on Saturday is doing this on Saturday. Still plays. Still completely serious about it.

Great gift for engine guys, car enthusiasts, and anyone whose definition of blocks changed when he discovered what lived under a hood.

Another strategically placed rest stop. The guy who measures a hike by the availability of flat rocks. He is not tired. He is just conducting a thorough inspection of the local geology from a seated position.

Great gift for hikers, outdoorsmen, and dads who appreciate a well-timed break.

Have you tried turning it off and on again. The man who is the only reason the house, the office, and the neighbor's router are still functioning. He has better things to do than walk anyone through the basics.

Great gift for IT guys, handymen, and dads who are tired of being the household help desk.

Sometimes you forget why you opened the fridge. The guy who walks into a room with a mission and loses it at the threshold. You stay there until the humming of the compressor brings you back to reality.

Great gift for dads, grandpas, and anyone who treats the kitchen like a room of mystery.

Surely we can fix this. The man who treats duct tape as a structural material and a universal repair kit. He has never seen a problem that required a professional or a replacement part.

Great gift for handymen, DIY dads, and guys who believe everything is repairable with enough tape.

Still works, just slower. The guy who has outlived his original factory warranty. He gets there when he gets there.

Great gift for aging dads, retirees, and the guy who refuses to be rushed.

Retired from the grind. The man who finally finished the list and threw away the pager. Horizontal is the new vertical.

Great gift for the guy who traded his tools for a hammock and a nap.

Lured into another hobby. The man who collects gear for activities he only has time for once a year. His garage is where good intentions go to wait for retirement.

Great gift for dads who never met a hobby they couldn't buy all the equipment for.

Sitting down is a hobby. The man who has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. He knows exactly which chair has the right lumbar support for a four-hour nap.

Great gift for retired dads, husbands who value their recliner, and anyone who treats a Sunday afternoon like a professional event.

Born to fish. Forced to work. The guy who spends forty hours a week thinking about the tide. Retirement is just a countdown to the last time he has to punch a clock.

Great gift for dads who keep a tackle box in the truck and count down the minutes until Friday afternoon.

Ran fine yesterday. No idea what happened. The man who knows it worked when he left it and takes no responsibility for the change in status. It worked at 5:00 PM and that is the end of the report.

Great gift for mechanics, handymen, and dads who spend their weekends staring at things that used to work.