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Auditing the View | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad Auditing the View | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Auditing the View | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Not stopping, just auditing the view. The guy who finished the climb and now demands a status report on the horizon. He stays until the inspection is complete and the chair is level.
Great gift for retired hikers, outdoorsmen, and dads who take their time.
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Available Unfortunately | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad Available Unfortunately | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Available Unfortunately | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Available unfortunately. The man who answers the phone because he is the only one who knows where the shut-off valve is. He would prefer to be unreachable.
Great gift for dads who value their privacy and anyone who answers the phone with a sigh.
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Awake At 4 | Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad Awake At 4 | Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Awake At 4 | Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Awake at 4. No reason. No going back. The man who has accepted that the day starts when his eyes open. The coffee is already half gone by the time the sun shows up.
Great gift for early risers, sleep-deprived dads, and the guy who is always the first one up.
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Back Hurts Still Lifted It | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad Back Hurts Still Lifted It | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Back Hurts Still Lifted It | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Back hurts. Still lifted it. The man who ignores the doctor, the manual, and his own nervous system to get the job done. Physics is just a suggestion when there is work to be finished.
Great gift for handymen, blue-collar dads, and guys who refuse to ask for help moving the heavy stuff.
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Better Maintained | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad Better Maintained | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Better Maintained | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad
$32.99Better maintained than the guy driving it. The man who changes the oil every 3,000 miles but hasn't seen a doctor since the nineties. Priority is given to the machine.
Great gift for car guys, mechanics, and dads who take better care of their trucks than their knees.
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Bigfoot Walks the Dog | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad