{"product_id":"0331-currently-at-capacity-please-stand-by","title":"0331 Currently At Capacity, Please Stand By | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a shirt for the guy who fixes things with a bad back and still makes the coffee. It doesn't need to explain itself. Neither do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorn in. Still here. Comfortable about it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes run true\u003c\/strong\u003e, but every body is different. Please check the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/rustydad.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/size_guide_9b636c26-c205-474d-ad11-61f17ba11411.webp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavy enough to hold up, relaxed enough that you'll forget you put it on. Printed in a location close to you so it actually arrives before you forget you ordered it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":42870159835207,"sku":"59300057484834674142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":42870159867975,"sku":"23579054692244595059","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42870159900743,"sku":"65513901315918782472","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42870159933511,"sku":"19984412308177136863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":42870159966279,"sku":"44012352604004468176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":42870159999047,"sku":"85904936495504425002","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":42870160031815,"sku":"46707567777178128540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":42870160064583,"sku":"18695050963219682178","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":42870160097351,"sku":"14461996413610627492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":42870160130119,"sku":"16522725562044728121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42870160162887,"sku":"29431584996187444669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42870160195655,"sku":"17592669443858885197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":42870160228423,"sku":"17226589566744398499","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":42870160261191,"sku":"38973039572233268606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":42870160293959,"sku":"21328922191837884783","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":42870160326727,"sku":"25694578611607760847","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":42870160359495,"sku":"21259220741533398635","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":42870160392263,"sku":"18988824385017722299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42870160425031,"sku":"27845900444324334993","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42870160457799,"sku":"26528871534632179355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":42870160490567,"sku":"32283636274607439212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":42870160523335,"sku":"17003648103590756874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":42870160556103,"sku":"34251197646749392397","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":42870160588871,"sku":"11364579139655903467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42870160621639,"sku":"22461222014248985520","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":42870160654407,"sku":"74187441230058201605","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42870160687175,"sku":"24723609737473132050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42870160719943,"sku":"16041731124743895681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42870160752711,"sku":"22626718032776000266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":42870160785479,"sku":"21158423424396986482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42870160818247,"sku":"18479652972787962739","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":42870160851015,"sku":"24875802712398463598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870160883783,"sku":"48821300631662718237","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870160916551,"sku":"54690382302971449929","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870160949319,"sku":"26114687173961209542","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870160982087,"sku":"10038452262098096358","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870161014855,"sku":"20299325892866237498","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870161047623,"sku":"31420242459524988597","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870161080391,"sku":"27690020197467564368","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870161113159,"sku":"24501249429781630428","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161145927,"sku":"31237412724999261080","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161178695,"sku":"28692586677064954682","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161211463,"sku":"50437582588999817964","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161244231,"sku":"27299757231029016872","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161276999,"sku":"14352426965305057722","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161309767,"sku":"26662379526203397543","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161342535,"sku":"39456903689426105209","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870161375303,"sku":"28686244795443344784","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/7662\/6247\/files\/navy_b7771663-704a-473c-b769-adc5e7c61d53.webp?v=1781201565","url":"https:\/\/rustydad.com\/products\/0331-currently-at-capacity-please-stand-by","provider":"RustyDad","version":"1.0","type":"link"}