{"product_id":"0169-still-starts-higher-bar-than-it-sounds","title":"0169 Still Starts. Higher Bar Than It Sounds | Funny Dad T-Shirt | RustyDad","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a shirt for the guy who fixes things with a bad back and still makes the coffee. It doesn't need to explain itself. Neither do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorn in. Still here. Comfortable about it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes run true\u003c\/strong\u003e, but every body is different. Please check the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/rustydad.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/size_guide_9b636c26-c205-474d-ad11-61f17ba11411.webp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavy enough to hold up, relaxed enough that you'll forget you put it on. Printed in a location close to you so it actually arrives before you forget you ordered it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":42870205841479,"sku":"20547788922368303748","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":42870205874247,"sku":"63057013215686963223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42870205907015,"sku":"33020157483752489355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42870205939783,"sku":"31014753586023861204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":42870205972551,"sku":"26260870903722705584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":42870206005319,"sku":"19764452782683858764","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":42870206038087,"sku":"29188459388892329911","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":42870206070855,"sku":"17502569156604001187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":42870206103623,"sku":"11401104762815848221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":42870206136391,"sku":"83827381430325889661","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42870206169159,"sku":"18975373635924535526","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42870206201927,"sku":"36261394127786612755","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":42870206234695,"sku":"26997408471714654201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":42870206267463,"sku":"31346951562510989797","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":42870206300231,"sku":"13686674409971568760","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":42870206332999,"sku":"13699596494573515027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":42870206365767,"sku":"26441499365743596877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":42870206398535,"sku":"14592033564225303345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42870206431303,"sku":"65731821101101651059","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42870206464071,"sku":"28200794339237982115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":42870206496839,"sku":"65574131002817769041","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":42870206529607,"sku":"26160060986752661886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":42870206562375,"sku":"14610706980052384551","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":42870206595143,"sku":"32739781125327952922","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42870206627911,"sku":"60496155172458584999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":42870206660679,"sku":"38742740586032355679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42870206693447,"sku":"22360560206762946567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42870206726215,"sku":"23439298863656766939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42870206758983,"sku":"20436285880369974003","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":42870206791751,"sku":"13778063879755053085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42870206824519,"sku":"33178212137190373750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":42870206857287,"sku":"76157930424090761576","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870206890055,"sku":"11297804966386386593","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870206922823,"sku":"31430400057042737227","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870206955591,"sku":"10890443990373423383","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870206988359,"sku":"18471642523962831360","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870207021127,"sku":"24555489677640994681","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870207053895,"sku":"11979335846202625384","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870207086663,"sku":"17860282605814507805","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":42870207119431,"sku":"30825226880891791496","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207152199,"sku":"24626176908423926200","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207184967,"sku":"98582342903500630986","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207217735,"sku":"43903610528899096277","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207250503,"sku":"19077311762295205213","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207283271,"sku":"17564096134592265934","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207316039,"sku":"97363027227150302983","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207348807,"sku":"16129261149036098184","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":42870207381575,"sku":"71253399161790525357","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/7662\/6247\/files\/white_0fd06301-0d4c-495b-bf4b-94b50c2e3ec8.webp?v=1781200622","url":"https:\/\/rustydad.com\/products\/0169-still-starts-higher-bar-than-it-sounds","provider":"RustyDad","version":"1.0","type":"link"}